Egg Salad Sandwich

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out

Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

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put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

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Shit in my salad

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.

Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.

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ovarian garden salad

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.

I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.

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ba$ed salad

A salad who chills on the Internet, mostly Twitter.

"ALL HAIL BA$ED SALAD"

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arbys salad

1) A slang term for Marijuana (Pot, Reefer, Weed, Cheeba, Ganja)

Billy: Wanna go get some arbys salad man?
Joe: Sure.

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tuna box salad

the act of slobbing female genitalia; Licking the whole area, pussy and butthole. Yuck.

Ryan- "Did you see Benji today? What a Tuna Box Salad."

Tara - "Isn't that when you lick a pussy and a butt at the same time?"

Ryan - "Yeah."

Tara - "That's Awesome"

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