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Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022


PETH Test

PETH is a blood test that is not fda approved and used by the faa HIMS program as reason to take a pilots medical certificate away. The peth test is supposedly only 94% accurate and has ruined lives.

I lost my medical certificate due to a false positive peth test.

by Himsiscorrupt July 19, 2021


Pinch Test

A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts

Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest

The use the reading in mm to determine the density

5cm or more = very full breasts

4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging

2.5cm = deflated

2cm = empty
1.5cm = skin bags

1cm = completely flat

.5cm = unbelievably empty

Less than .5cm = totally ruined

Test your breast density with this pinch test

by The Milk Man Cometh August 10, 2024


teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 12, 2009


The rowboat test

A test to see if someones fat/can fit in a rowboat

a test made by Michael Scott from the infamous sitcom, The office.

Michael scott: can she fit in a regular size rowboat?

woman: no, she can't fit in a regular size rowboat.

Michael Scott: Dammit, i knew it Phyllis, i knew it!

the rowboat test

by Potatoinvation January 18, 2024


Rah Test

The Rah Test- The Rah test is a test to see if someone from the outside will fit into our group. This test is used for when one of us is dating an outsider. The questions on the test are , will they get along with everyone in the group male and female? Do they play an instrument or have an ear for music? Do they like to drink? Are they a decent human being?

The person I am dating passed the rah test.

by MisaAmane August 21, 2020


Test Disease

Test disease is a contractible disease caused by getting these TESTICLES IN UR EYES LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

Santa was washing her face but got test disease.. I wonder how that happened.”

by santasucksballs May 21, 2021