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phallus and testes

the cock and balls

come and visit my phallus and testes

by nylonthingy March 25, 2024


The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024


post-test clarity

The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.

Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."

by BigDuckPear September 09, 2021


Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.

"that tv show was such a johnny test''

by meko1432_ April 01, 2023


test drive

an Ariana Grande song that is in the Positions deluxe album.

Did you listen to test drive by Ariana Grande its so good.

by yyuuhh April 26, 2021


Test Drive

When your buying a certain substance ie Weed, coke etc you buy a low amount so you don’t get robbed, if you don’t like the product you don’t lose a lot of money, or if it’s boof you can walk away without much loss.. if your sketched out with a new plug you can see if he’s real on his shit or not.. ie a test drive..

You: Ayo bro lemme get an 8th I’m tryna do a test drive and see if that pack really hits
Plug:only an 8th? I gotchu but lmk how you liked that test drive I always got more ready

by ZachwasMistaken March 27, 2024


Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.

Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?

by TeamAbzy June 01, 2024