The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.
Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.
You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish
I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night
when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.
guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?
means a angry Canadian who is ready to kick some ass! or being rude or trashtalking
Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...
To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins
Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer
The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.
Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room
The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!