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When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.
Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.
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Why is it called a Snow White Russian?
Because it’ll knock you out and you’re likely to wake up with a strange dude in your mouth.
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Article 17
1. In the Russian Federation recognition and guarantees shall be provided for the rights and freedoms of man and citizen according to the universally recognized principles and norms of international law and according to the present Constitution.
2. Fundamental human rights and freedoms are inalienable and shall be enjoyed by everyone since the day of birth.
3. The exercise of the rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall not violate the rights and freedoms of other people.
Article 18
The rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall be directly operative. They determine the essence, meaning and implementation of laws, the activities of the legislative and executive authorities, local self-government and shall be ensured by the administration of justice.
Article 19
1. All people shall be equal before the law and court.
2. The State shall guarantee the equality of rights and freedoms of man and citizen, regardless of sex, race, nationality, language, origin, property and official status, place of residence, religion, convictions, membership of public associations, and also of other circumstances. All forms of limitations of human rights on social, racial, national, linguistic or religious grounds shall be banned.
3. Man and woman shall enjoy equal rights and freedoms and have equal possibilities to exercise them.
Russian Bill Of Rights is used when someone says russians dont have rights
person 1: Russians don't have rights, there commies
russian person:Chapter 2. Rights and Freedoms of Man and Citizen
Article 17
1. In the Russian Federation recognition and guarantees shall be provided for the rights and freedoms of man and citizen according to the universally recognized principles and norms of international law and according to the present Constitution.
2. Fundamental human rights and freedoms are inalienable and shall be enjoyed by everyone since the day of birth.
3. The exercise of the rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall not violate the rights and freedoms of other people.
Article 18
The rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall be directly operative. They determine the essence, meaning and implementation of laws, the activities of the legislative and executive authorities, local self-government and shall be ensured by the administration of justice.
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When a menstruating woman leaves a bloody imprint of her vagina on a person, place or thing
My girlfriend left a Russian Paw Print on my Egyptian cotton sheets
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Having sex with a Russina on a dirtbike
My friend got a new dirtbike and had Russian Road Head with a foreign exchange student.
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Give/get a creampie. If you or your partner gets pregnant, you kill yourself.
Bro 1: i really can't decide if I should kill myself or keep on living.
Bro 2: why don't u let ur cock decide. Do the creampie russian roulette.
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The act of sticking your ammunition into a Russian weapon
Vlad : How about we hit the Russian glory hole
Steve : The what?
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