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When you've had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Sometimes victims possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank too much, sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "Im so wasted" or " I shouldnt be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything that happened during the event.
Guy 1 (Sober): Sup Homie?
Guy 2 (Hammered Still): (scratchy throat) Ugh wtf you calling me for?
Guy 1: You was crazy drunk last night fool. Its 4:00 in the afternoon.
Guy 2: What? How'd I end up sleeping on this countertop?
Guy Sober: You were f*cking nutz last night, Im not suprised you blacked out.
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In the song of same name, "Black Velvet if you please" is a reference to Elvis Presley. No wonder women in Karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when I've bought them a shot of Black Velvet booze.
"Black velvet with that slow southern style"
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A polite way to say "terd" in front of the kiddies.
You're such a black pickle Tyler!" or "I'm going to go make some black pickles
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An oxymoron. What visible minority would vote for a party that only cares about rich white men?
Michael Steele is a Black Republican . He is the first black leader of the Republican Party.
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A very good rock band that is quickly crawling to the top. One of their best songs is called "Shockwave".
You should listen to Black Tide on iTunes.
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The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.
Dude, it's black friday, duh
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(verb) When, before sex, someone coats their ass cheeks in their own shit to make it look like they have a black ass. Recommended for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.
Your girl did what to you?
She black assed me man, I nutted in 3 seconds.
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