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The one friend, everyone has one, that defies all logic by one uping the the most current "I can't beleive he did that" situation.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by police last night. He ditched his truck, ran through a corn field, called a coke whore to pick him up, filed a false police report for a stolen vehicle, and then denied he was there.
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IN OTHER WORDS:
1. How do you respond to your brother?
2. Tell me the truth?
NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?
GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)
NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.
Fucking Cain.
My brother's keeper?
(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)
Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.
(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)
-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)
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A person that is really good at being a goof ball and breaking the tension of situations through comedy and playful antics. But at the same time, has a hard time ever taking things seriously or taking responsibility for things, expecting or assuming others will simply come to help out when needed. This is often how little brothers can behave, hence the term.
Sean is always getting parking tickets, and it's 'never his fault.' I used to feel bad, but now I just laugh at him. His older brother doesnt get it, and his mom just always bails him out. I don't get the guy, but he's a blast to be around. He has total little brother syndrome.
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When you put shredded cheese on a plate of Doritos and microwave it. As seen in the movie Step Brothers.
James: Yo Loyd, whatchu' cooking?
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.
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CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?
FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?
CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.
FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!
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The ultimate, by many forbidden, one line to destroy someones will to live
Ur mom gay
Ur dad lesbian
Ur granny tranny
Ur grandpas asexual
Ur sister a mister
Ur brother be a mother
"Sad opera music plays as screen turns black and white"
I don't know, why don't you tell me and define it.
How to prank a brother, oh idk