I can be a bucket for the Knicks

Cochise boasting how he could be a bucket for the New York Knick’s.

I can be a bucket for the Knicks
I can be the center for the Heat
And when it hit the summertime, I might just get the Jeep

can you check me?

when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants

-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"

You (can) make book on that

This expression can be used in reference to quickly explaining an idea, motive or action to make a very firm point. It's a way of saying that something is certain and will happen no matter what. The use of the word 'book' is synonyms with 'print.' Once something is printed (i.e. newspaper, novel), it is permanent.

"The Breakfast Club" (1985)
Vernon says, "Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will."
Allison laughs.
Vernon replies, "You can make book on that, missy!"

"Don't worry they will spend her money one day, you (can) make book on that."

human garbage disposal/can

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.

When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.

Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

Run While You Can

Meme used by thousands of people.

Generally used in IRC chat rooms.

Can be used in conjunction with It's a trap.

Person1: Open the door.
Person2: NOO! IT'S A TRAP! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

Can you speak English

Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.

Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw

Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”

That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”