Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode
Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.
Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.
MJ: “Adrian has a small chode”
Josh: “I know it’s like tiny but thick like a door knob”
when his pickle has no length, only width.
she asks.. "how many inches are you?"
his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"