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When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.
Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.
(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.
While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial
(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.
Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?
French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.
If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry
“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”
The French Eiffel Tower is a Huge tower of when it was build in 1889
OMG! regarde c'est le The French Eiffle Tower
When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank
I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit
a messy French girl is someone who is so French, so messy, and smokes so many cigs that they are socially inclined to cartwheel around the Eiffel Tower.
"Hey when's the last time you've heard of Ziggy?"
"Oh, I heard he's a messy French girl now."