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What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.
Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"
Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"
Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline
Gut 1: "I love Rations"
The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*
A trained BMX rider and a assassin trained in the art of war. He also has 3 nipples do to inbreeding in his family. He is also a master of anal and his cock radiates light likely do to inbreeding.
I saw BMX Jimmy the other day i heard his dick is like a flashlight its insane.
Person who masturbates alot
I play my skin flute so often call me Jimmy Skindrix
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During intercourse, the man stuffs the womans vagina with ground beef, as much as will fit. Afterwards, she pushes to force the newly formed log out into something that barely resembles a log of jimmy dean ground beef
Man 1: I heard you got pretty weird with the wife last night
Man 2: yeah, I jimmy dean'd her. She wasnt too happy about it
When one leaves crumbs of weed laying around for others to smoke or for later use
Damn look at all them Jimmy Crumbs, pack that shit up.
Second best stipper of them all. Has a big sack and lives in dik city. Loves fukcing his dad :)
Jimmy boi lets see you in ur new sack playhouse my g x