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A couple who has recently started dating, yet acts as if they have been married for twenty years, to wit they never leave each other's side. Not coincidentally these relationships tend to be crimes against humanity, common decency, and violate at least one of the sections of the Geneva Accords.
That annoying couple who have been dating for less than a week and have changed their Facebook profile pictures to a photo of the other person is such a power couple. I'm disgusted.
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"Bombing", or dropping a 5 hour energy into a 4 Loko, and immediately consuming the resulting concoction. Can be made more eXtreme by adding vodka pre-explosion.
Terry Schiavo's doctors should have prescribed her a power bomb.
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When u extremely bash the woman’s vagina while having sex and break her spine and continue having rough sexual intercourse.
“Yesterday was lush with my boyfriend, powerful sex is amazing” jade said while she was in hospital
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When you get a girl in an awesomely epic way.
Joe couldn't get Jenny to leave with him after talking with her for awhile, but then John simply walked up, put his arm around her, and walked away with her. Power move!
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Power napping is essentially sleeping during the afternoon when you haven't really done anything, but it's not so much a style of nap as it is a euphemism for being a lazy bastard.
Boss: What do you think you're doing?
Employee: Uhh... I was just... power napping so I could be... ready for the... err... next task!
Boss: Power napping, eh? That's what I like to hear.
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Steroids or other performance enhancing drugs.
“This mother f**ker’s name is Emmanuel Manny Pacquiao. He got a fake name, taking power pellets" - Floyd Mayweather Jr.
"I'm gonna fight the Pacman Pacquiao when he's off the power pellets." - Floyd Mayweather Jr.
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The radio station that all the Niggers and Spics listen to in Miami. The Original name of the radio station was “Power Nigger Spic”, however, due to FCC regulations the name of the radio station was changed to “Power Ninety Six”. After a significant drop in listeners subsequent to the name change, radio station executives determined that neither Niggers nor Spics could read the new name (Power Ninety Six) due to the high levels of illiteracy that both species poses. In order to get Street Apes (AKA Niggers) and illegal gardeners (AKA Spics) to tune in and listen to their jungle music, radio station executives changed the name to Power 96.
COON- Yo son, you know that hood rat that be on Power 96 that looks like my shit after I eat corn.
PEDRO - WORD!? you mean that dirty hoe Lucy Lopez?
COON- Yeah that FAT Hoe, done came to my crib fucked all my boyz then ate all my food.
PEDRO - I know this son! i was there and I gave her a Cosby Sweater.
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