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Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.
Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?
A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?
A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.
someone that always has a hardcore playlist but isn't really about that life or action and the only reason he was acting hard was because he was trying to buy diapers for some freak on the internet.
ecko shoe thugs - i got them diapers
real ninja - nah
real ninja - (shoots ecko thug) BANG!
someone that always has a hardcore playlist but isn't really about that life or action and the only reason he was acting hard was because he was trying to buy diapers for some freak on the internet.
ecko shoe thugs - i got them diapers
real ninja - nah
real ninja - (shoots ecko thug) BANG!
a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet
no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.
Post a picture of your shoes in groups of people or individual
“Hey bro wanna take a picture of our shoes to post?”
“Oh yea it’s national shoes day I forgot”
A question one asks when they are need in of homework for shoemaker's class.
Yo Jer, did you do the shoe? I didn't have my book last night
Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.
"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"