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The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"
Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus
I was tapping this fat bitch the other night and the bitch done do a surprise kamikazi
when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.
"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"
When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly
Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!