Rural Dictionary

purple traffic cone

Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety

Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.

by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015

The act of being consumed by the color purple to an amount so extreme that it is considered extremely attractive. Purple, or any shades of violet, possess levels of hues which ignite libido within the wearer (or consumer), as well as the outside viewer. Having purple sex energy is only found within those who commit to the shades of sex, and perform under the guise of having said energy. Purple, or any shade relating to violet, is a considerably attractive color; therefore, having purple sex energy means you are undoubtedly the sexiest mother fucker to ever roam the planet Earth.

In simplicity: You wear purple, and look sexy while doing so.

Ashlyn: "Have you seen Vincent recently? The man's really had a glow up! Did he dye his hair?"
Solomon: "Oh. That's just his purple sex energy. It's been radiating off of him ever since he started to wear more violet."

by ewu_2 January 23, 2021

Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

by Day Tripper. November 12, 2010

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