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Pictures of hamburgers, chocolate and other fatty foods, that would make a fat person orgasm or drool over. Can include menus, food catalogues, google images or food websites.
Fat guy - "Hey dude have you got any fat porn?"
Guy - *Hands fat guy McDonalds menu*
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Pornography wherein one involves fecal matter in the erotic display.
Auara Snow sucked off Buck Naked and he shot off a juicy load over her eyebrows. Meanwhile, James Jamesly is doing her in the butthole, pounding away, but can't yet achieve orgasm. Auara has an idea: she farts a spattering shower of shit into his face and he ejaculates all over her mid section while rubbing the crap all over her. He then says "that's quality poo porn!"
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Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.
Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.
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something that i find hilarious. why? i have a few reasons
number one-virgins are bad in bed. its unrealistic, i dont want a girl who doesnt know what she is doing, i want a girl that can turn me inside out and REALLY make me happy
number 2-they arent virgins. its that simple. a good girl who never had sex before doesnt all of a sudden decide to be in a porno.
number 3-these girls know what they are doing most of the time. they know how to move their body, how to give blowjobs, everything. plain and simple, it aint real.
virgin porn is the lamest porn of them all. that being said, its still porn and is awesome.
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when someone's hair is so sexy, that just looking at it, makes you feel like you're watching some hot, steamy film. (or makes you wish you were in a hot, steamy film with that person...and their hair)
-hey, have you seen those pictures of rob pattinson's hair on the internet?
-yea!! can you say HAIR PORN!?!?"
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After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.
I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob
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Girls who post partially nudes, Under wear pics, nudes on tumblr. Who don't put out or wouldn't be down to fuck in real life.
"loosehippybitch69 keeps posting pics of her half naked self with video games controllers. just for the re blogs. everything she makes is attention porn" - ilikecoolstuffman
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