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1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.
Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."
When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.
My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.
A man who is unnecessarily sexual and perverted on tinder.
He treats women like prey. He’s a tinder shark
When your boobs are the shape and depth of a sharks pectoral fins. Thin triangular slices of skin pointing to the floor. If one were to ejaculate on such deformities I guess you could call that shark fin soup
When she gets naked her boobs remind me of a sharks pectoral fins, but thiner, so shark fin slices
A young puppy, usually a couple months old
Look at that cute baby land shark, named Silla
Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.
Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.