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when your heart knows what is right but your pussy misses the last guy.
"Bill is so nice, but i have total vagina remorse for Steve."
Motorcycle-Vagina (see also, #MotorcycleVagina and HB695) was birthed by North Carolina republican senator Thom Tillis when he sneakily inserted a section on anti-abortion laws into a new motorcycle safety bill (Sharia Law). Apparently the safest way to ride a motorcycle is while not having an abortion. Tillis is a gentleman and a worldly scholar.
Hey did you hear republican Thom Tillis won the election for NC Senate?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?
another name for the female condom
bruh even tho she was wet af, I couldn't feel it cuz of that vagina jacket
noun) a loose vagina; stretched vagina
dude roxann has a hallway vagina it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
When you and your complicated lover, have frequent and long lasting sex, resulting in an extremely sore vagina, thus causing involuntary slaughter of her vagina.
Mom… I am suffering from vagina slaughter… can you bring me a frozen dildo to ice my swollen vagina…
When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer
My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.
Another way of saying “cream pie”
Damn, I want a piece of that vagina yolk