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weekend warrior weed

you smoke shwag on weekdays, and on weekends you smoke your ooooooey.

your higher quality weed that you reserve for the weekends.

what you doing this friday? i'm smokin my weekend warrior weed.

by mastagusta December 18, 2009

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


horny goat weed

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!

my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!

by jamiefaith March 25, 2008

105πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


Marvin Gaye weed

A powerful strain of cannabis. After one hit, users are inclined to say "What's goin' on?"

This is called Trainwreck, and it is classified as Marvin Gaye weed.

by the birds and trees August 26, 2008

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


santa claus weed

weed that comes from your parents

I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed

by al the yak February 27, 2009

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


School into weed meanings

A set of terms that are used for weed terms:
Homework-Weed
Backpack-bong
Handbag(messenger)-pipe
Sentences-Bowl(s)
Essay-Getting Baked
Pencil-Blunt
Pen-Joint
Teacher-dealer
Principal-Cops

detention-Getting caught
Teachers Pet-Snitch

School into weed meanings example

example 1
Me-Hey guys this weekend gonna get some homework

Billy Joe-Yah were gonna be stuck doing essays...

by Double dub IceK March 26, 2011

18πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


spit weed asparagus

slang for "fucking your dad"

"hey look its John,spit weed asparagus"

by ur mom and ur dad June 1, 2021


Black Hand Weed

A particular strain of mid grade weed found in the hoods of the United States in which the smell it gives off resembles that of a black persons hands. Similar to weed you buy off the street that smells like it was in the dude’s pants.

β€œAye yo did you smell that gas from Malik, it smells so much like he had it in his hands for 3 hours strait”

β€œHell yea, it’s still the best black hand weed around town!”

by Pinxy pie June 8, 2022