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Ranboo who simps for male characters in videogames and a random dude on tommy's stream--
-wow he is such a simp- -yeah our pansexual ganderman is a simp ranboo-
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Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife
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Simp Money is defined as a term for stupid or outrageous spending decisions to even semi outrageous or pricey ones! Usually ones that seems stupid at the time or just feels like you're wasting your money on. These caliber to decisions you feel like you're either going to regret because it's not going to be worth the money or that seem outrageously overpriced than it should be.
(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
Sed: Hot damn how much did you spend on that new hotness!
Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
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the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.
Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!
A person who loves or wants to be railed by the character Sasori from Naruto. To be fair who wouldn't? Have you SEEN him? After he crawled out of the puppet he calls 'Hiruko' he is hot as f u c k.
soulmate one: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE NARUTO CHARACTER THATS A PUPPET??"
soulmate two: "uhhh yeah isn't he a puppet?"
soulmate one: "YEAH HE IS, god I want him to rail me <3"
soulmate two: ".... does he even have a dick?"
soulmate one: "it doesn't even matter, I'm too much of a Sasori simp."
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Simp (Kibbewater version) is a guy willing to donate a lot of money to pokimane
pokimane (or asian kbob): *exist*
kibbewater: hi take wallet im so simp (kibbe version)
Every September, you have to stop simping.
Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September