you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

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you know

As it is sometimes used in Boston, a solitary expression used to concur with anothers pointed or humorous observation.

Person A: Bostonians are so impatient, they want to order their lunch before their ass even hits the seat!

Person B: You know!

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You are demonfreaked

Demonfreaken is common used in one of the biggest online multiplayer games called ogame. The name demonfreak was introduced by a player called demonfreak. Within this game he has built a lot of defence, one of the biggest in the complete ogame universum 2. A large group of players from the P.G. clan has attacked him with a large ammount of IP missiles. By this attack his defence was completely destroyed. This term is no used very often when attacking players with to much defence.

You are demonfreaked or we are you going to demonfreak you :) The player will usually aswer with some ****. It is sometimes associated with players who had it all and then lose it all. In dutch you are sometimes called "you are gedemonfreakt"

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You sock

Like "You Suck" but less because "O" comes before "U".

Luis: I knew I would fuck that team up from the giddy up!

GG: But you sock!

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you ugly

When someone says something extremely unnecessary, yet funny at the same time. Usually followed by a laughing emoji face.

Yo!!!! Whats their snapchat? A baby fight club sounds legit AF

Haha you ugly for that 😂

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You Dog!

Commonly used to refer to one's actions as that of the basic instincts of the Canine family.

Suggesting that their actions mimic the basic of doing whatever it takes to acquire companionship, food, drinks or reproduction.

John: "Hey I heard you went to a party last night ate all their food and went home with Sarah"

Jake: "Haha yeah"

John: "You dog!!"

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As You Know

A preparatory statement used in a sentence to avoid giving offense. It assures the listener that he or she already knows the fact about to be mentioned and that the speaker is mentioning it merely to acknowledge its truth or to help make a point.

As you know, Warden, the gang's leadership is within the prison.

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