take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!!

“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞

“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”

never let you down

never gonna let you down but without gonna

gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never let you down

You are about to find out.

A way of saying, something very bad is going to happen if you do what you should not do. Going down a very bad path in life.

Locked and loaded with puts after Henry Cavill sent that tweet. You are about to find out.

“This dude is about to find out.”

you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.

that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.