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Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.
The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit
A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil
yo let’s shit in johns pillow case
so a Shit pillow?
yea
When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.
Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"
Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."
The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth
Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
My cockateils are specialized Shit Hawks, never fail to Shit on my shoes.