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When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity
Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????
Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
Super shit is when you shit and its super
I JUST HAD THE BEST SUPER SHIT OF MY LIFE
When a person has fire breathing indigestion and the burning shits at the same time.
My stomach has me burning out both ends with the dragon shits.
In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.
Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!
When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.
Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat
The opposite of a gold digger, someone with an affinity for people of low economic and social status.
''Is Carol still going out with that convict?''
''Sure is, that girl's a Shit Digger if I've ever met one''.
A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"
Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.
Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.
Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.
Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.
Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.
Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.
Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.
Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.