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when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
meaning fuck you but fuck you meaner...harsher even
"fuck you twice I'm not punching my grannie in the face"
When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick
Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.
Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?
• someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
• someone who needs to touch grass
• someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies
1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you 😢🙏" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them 😢🙏
A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.
I have jury duty? why me not you?