A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.
He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).
The action of taking a shit while drinking a Mconald’s Shamrock Shake™
“Yo Man I just took a shamrock Shit”
“WTF! That better not he what i think it is!”
The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.
Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."
When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience
Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me
Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.
I just got the shit rumble, im afraid for my life
When you get belly rumbles/ pains which usually occur before you need a poo.
When your poop is in process of exiting the anus.
Awww I’ve got proper shit rumbles