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The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

by late4supper April 5, 2024


shit ballz

when u realize something sounds stupid asf or suprised

Person1:bro did u see that girl got expelled?
you:oh shit ballz

by shit ballz March 25, 2022


Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.

My boss is a great shit-buffer.

by olijj February 7, 2022


Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017


Shit-Dickle'ing

When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".

Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!

by Sollathar June 13, 2015


Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.

Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”

by ShananayLopez January 4, 2022


Fat Shit

When you take a BEEG plonka and it stinks

"Imma go take a Fat Shit"

by Clarkey134 March 25, 2021