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When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.
Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."
Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"
Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"
The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.
we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.
We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.
Watching the Melbourne Football Club.
I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.
When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.
Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.
A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
A state of something being horrible, horrendous, or something not going to plan.
1. Man, the Fallout 76 launch rips shit.
2. Fuck dude, the Patriots rip shit.