I Garret

(Adj.); Used to call out a lie with the sense of disbelief; also someone who drives goid

Sup lime disease,you are fun. I garret

i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

i heart

soemthing people say that is incredibly gay to describe somethign they love

Tom:Isnt tim a douchebag for saying "i heart bill's penis" all the time?
Every sane person in the world: YES!

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i want that

When someone says something stupid, and gets stupid slapped, but their friend wanted to slap them.

Kid 1. Dude think about it 40*20 is 60
Kid 2. NO! (Stupid slap)
Kid 3. I want that.

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I had

sex with

your mother

"i had"

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i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.

I'm tripping off those i-dosers

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I understand

You understand what the person is going through and you don’t want any conflict so you understand man (in sad matter).

Chris: I understand 😔

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