She-lion

A she-lion is a ferocious creature they resort to the lowest jobs to get money and travel in packs which are called prides. There are typically seasons which she-lions an be targeted for their strange grey aspect in bed.

She is a she-lion in the night and a vixen in the day.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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she-eister

To shove illegal substances in the vagina. Origin keister

The cops pulled them over so Jenny had to she-eister her bag of dope.

if she makes fun of you

If she makes fun of you, she definitely wants the dick. Just be patient my boy.

"Trust me bro, if she makes fun of you, she wants the dick

She-God

A goddess, but a tomboy.

Yo, that skater chick is a She-God.

ignore her she drinks

A phrase used by fandoms to excuse something extremely weird their fave just said.

@taylorswift13: “omg did you just call me ‘daddy’”
Fan: ignore her she drinks

She knows

means check your snapchat

omg i cant do is She knows