Rural Dictionary

January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.

1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

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2-4-1

*Recieving Plus +1 Free "TWOFORONE"

*Dual Personality Inhabiting Catalyst (think 'bout it...)

*The 6.5ft Behemoth of J.W.E. (jokers wild entertainment)

*Slaughterer of Horror-Core/HipHop, 241 has been butchering the ears and pupils of listeners around the midwest since Germs were Contageous.

*Like a Zombie Devouring the wasted brains of the rap game, IIIVI plagues the streets with a Sinister, Captivating, Morbid, afflicting sense of style that led him to become co-CEO of J.W.E.

"2-4-1 killed that performance & then reanimated it!"

by OrganDonorLoL October 17, 2011

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10-in-1

n. a word used for a tool that is such a tool that he/she could be seen as the man's bitch. Comes from the idea of a "supertool" that has ten functions.

My sister is such a tool, she's got everything from a powersander to a flathead, she's such a 10-in-1

by Kevin March 24, 2005

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