half pancake of coolness

how cool ellie is, original half pancake of coolness

Ellie: I'm a half pancake of coolness but Vanilla Ice has more eggs than me.

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half snap quarterback

When a man is giving anal to thier partner then pulls out and sticks a cucumber in the partners butthole then grabs the ankles of the partner and slams them into the floor. Leaving the partner knocked out with a bloody nose and a cucumber up their ass.

I gave her the old half snap quarterback for free...lucky ho.

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half knocked out

to be half asleep, or half unconcious

my brother was half knocked out after he pulled a all nighter

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half of two fucks

I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.

Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.

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Half shot in the ass

Adj. (1) phrase describing a drunk person. Canadians sometimes say "half in the bag." Those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, "Half shot in the ass."

"You were half shot in the ass so you probably don't remember shitting in that old man's fish bowl... poor goldfish"

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half sucked aspirin

The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.

"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"

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too clever by half

to be too confident of your own intelligence in a way that annoys other people. (British variant of "too smart by half.")

'Too clever by half' was how one former teacher described him.

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