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We lost the game but consoled each other with jello shots and Turkish Hugs. I feel kinda gay about it, mostly the jello shot part.
The wholesome kind of hug where one person lies on the stomach of the other, much like otters do when their float on water holding their young
"did you get up to anything racy last night??"
"nah, we just cuddled and he gave me the best otter hug"
On October, hug anyone basically :)
Person1: It’s October u know what that means!
Person2: National Hug Month!
Refers to a huge affectionate squeezy-clasp whereby you wrap both your arms and legs around da person, so dat you are suspended off da ground from da other person at four attachment-points, like a strap-on bookbag.
Backpack hugs are awesome; just make sure dat da person whom you're giving one to is large and physically strong enough to safely support your entire body-weight like dat.
Me: “Hey Dude, want to Bro Hug?”
Bro: “Yea let me grab something to pop it open”
Me: “Yea, punch it”
Bro: “Shotgun”
Me: “Shotgun”
Bro Hug
Smacking someone in the back of the head and calling them an idiot.
My kid stole a bike and got caught. I gave him a Darby hug to make myself feel better about my parenting.
If an anteater looks like they want to hug you, you're already fucked
Person 1: Ha! Look, the anteater is T-Posing!
Person 2: He looks like he wants to give us a big Anteater Hug!
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We are here to mourn the death of Person 2, who sadly passed from being disemboweled by a T-Posing anteater.