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brandon

biggest dick ever

damn brandon got that long shlong huh

by brandon’s girl October 30, 2023


Brandon

The PERFECT, ALMIGHTY, and ALL- POWERFUL one

Brandon is ALMIGHTY, PERFECT, ALL-POWERFUL...His SUPERIORITY touches the heavens and the earth.

by raisond'etre October 27, 2021


Brandon

Brandon is one of the Most Caring And Sweet Guys You Ever Meet He is Funny And Has a Way With The Girl's And Is Really Good In Bed He Is an asshole but He Still Means Well

Brandon's Are hilarious

by November 23, 2021


brandon

like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )

brandon is a puff

by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020


Brandon

Brandon Will sell the fuck out of your house

Brandon sold my house for top dollar

by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021


Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

by sav :P October 23, 2022


Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023