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Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity
I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.
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The old days, when this was your biggest problem.
"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb
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Bytty's member, coated in PB&J
Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod
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Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro
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when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom
sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom
sam: same i’m literally in love with him
What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.
Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!