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1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).
2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.
That bitch wouldn't cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her ass back into the kitchen!
When Angela masturbates
I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.
Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.
Random dude: hey did you hear piano cat di-
Everyone: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SH*T! (Rip piano cat)
doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse
oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again
Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.
The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.
I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee
A cat found on the ground.
Another variation is Ground Kitten.
"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."
"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."
"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"
"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.