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The week before finals at Pepperdine University when Administration tells instructors to have no assignments due, but they assign everything due for that week instead.
Sorry I can't go out tonight, its dead week.
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When a person's fart is so deadly that you have to stick your head out the window to breathe and you say to them you are dead inside!
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1. some one who is dead. a deceased person. (meant to be cute/stupid)
2. a fan of the grateful dead
3. a stoner
4. someone who is extremely tired.
1. you're a dead head
2. i couldn't believe how many annoying dead heads there were at that college, let's go have a tie dye burning ceremony on the campus to show our love for them
3. that dead head hits the bong all the time
4. chris is a dead head today, he didn't go to bed early enough.
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A sex position in which the woman just lays there like a dead cat, and lets you get your thang on.
mike: man, i was just doing my girl and she was like a limp sex doll! shit man, this sucks!
joey: hahahahahahaha, doing the dead cat sex position eh
mike: the fuck is that?
-later-
white bitch: joey i don't like ya anymore
joey: DO THE DEAD CAT!
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When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.
Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.
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When Specific Memories trigger no Emotional Response when remembered....
For example:
"Remembering a Deceased Friend/Relative you were close with... But feel no Emotion when remembering them"
Friend #1 - I really miss when you were still dating your Ex Girlfriend man... You two were perfect for each other..
Friend #3 - all I have are dead memories about her...
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