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The act of taking a shit without touching the toilet.
Guy #1: I just had t-bell
Guy #2: Dude were really far away from home
Guy #1: Damn, Im going to have to go in that sketch gas station and pull a flying dragon
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Next time this chick is giving you a blowjob, take her ears, right before you cum and shove your dick down her throat and then it'll come out of her nose .. just like an Angry Dragon.
Hey man last night this chick was giving me a bad blowjob so I made her an Angry Dragon
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when a girl gets anal from a man and its in public
Ewww shes a brown dragon what a whore.
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A mixed drink containing Dragonberry Bacardi and Mountain Dew White Out.
Brian: "Dude that White Dragon we had last night tasted like candy and got me soo fucked up!"
Drew: "Yeah I know, my date loved it. That drink got me laid."
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A tall person who plays trombone
Did you see the cabodo dragon slam dunk while he was doing a glissando from an Eb to and F!
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The ability to pass gas that causes a burning sensation on someone elses skin or nose
Dude, your Dragon Ass made my leg burn.
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A man recieves a blow job from a woman whilst standing up. Woman is on knees. Dude skeets off in bitches mouth and then takes a step back and double neck chops the slut prompting her to spew out the jiz. Similar to a Dragon spewing out white flame.
"I just got done blowning off in your moms mouth and gave her the White Dragon. Now im gonna go take a dump."
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