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She wears a monocle now so she id Known to dust the Davenport.
when you have sex with a old lady past the age of 85
“man, last night me and mee maw were kicking up dust”
After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.
I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.
A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.
Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.
Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.
The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.
Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?
Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.
Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!
EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust”
I myself feel like a complete waste and dust collector.
Ex.
- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?
-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.