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The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.
Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.
An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.
example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"
example 2: "Hey whats up?"
"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"
Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.
COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.
Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation
"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"
Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.
"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"
"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."
"I guess so.."
when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop
alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls
alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn
alex: no fucking way
Starting a sentence or topic of sorts and either not finishing it or being overly cryptic. Similar to blue balling but relating to your sense of hearing rather than being cut off from a euphoric feeling in your genitals.
Guy 1: Yeah I know right? Like have you heard about the time when Marquese was out with Axel and they total...
Girl 1: HEY! It's time to go! We'll be late!
Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!