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The female version of saying bustin my balls.
Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
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Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.
Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.
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A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.
Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?
Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.
Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?
Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.
Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
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Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which there are few. Also if you are in las vegas at a strip club until like, 6 in the morning and after blowing all your money on "Legs" you go and get some "Eggs", maybe at the hotel or a diner.
Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Felix: how was vegas?
Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
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During intercourse with a female, orgasm into her vaginal crevice, then promptly urinate into it. The resulting mixture closely resembles egg flour soup.
"Dude, I took a girl home last night and gave her some egg flour soup"
"Hell yeah!"
*highfives*
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A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.
This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.
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the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
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