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The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.
Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."
Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."
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While double penetrating a girl, the guys nut sacks smack together
When Alex and Dillon where DPing Sally, their balls gave each other an “Australian high five”.
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A dick in each hand, a dick in the mouth, a dick in the ass and a dick in the vagina, and everyone looks at each other wondering who goes first.
The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.
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A high five of special fineness; and or results in the highest of quality.
Tyler and Chris gave the most deluxe high five to each other, that the earth shook, birds sang, and Arnold Schwarzenegger nodded in approval.
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When u put ur first in her pussy and splay the fingers. "Jazz hands"
She was a freak. I gave her the five finger splay
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Five Dock Fudging.
Is the practice of inserting ones fist inside your partners anus and flexing the fingers, til they climax. Then when removed it appears as if you have buttery chocolate fudge covered fist. Much better straight after Anal sex.
Jane: Hey darling im bored with this, would you like a Five Dock Fudging?
Jack: Would I ever! then we can have Fudge.
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(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
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