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Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
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First stated on the Dave Chapelle show On COMEDY Central. The act of Being able to do any thing at any time or Place. Any easy Excuse!
<wiping muddy boots on a White couch> Your excuse...I'm Rick James...BITCH!!
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A methood of pwnage, or in playfulness. See ownage
You:I'm Rick James, bitch!
Him:What?
You:*slap*
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A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.
Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?
Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you
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A phrase used by a friend of mine. Usually used in a sarcastic or apathetic manner to be humorous.
Guy: Dude, my car just exploded!
Guy 2: I'm not too worried about it...
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Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations
1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.
2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.
3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
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A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."
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