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When you meet a guy on St. Patrick’s Day and their meat, cheese, and special sauce makes you itch.
Thanks man, your Irish Big Mac got me a penicillin shot!
when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth
dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard
When two Irish folk have deep sex
Damn Sean and Tiffanie really had a good Irish rumble last night!
When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.
Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?
-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”
When you just get up and walk away. Far away.
I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door