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Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?
The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.
The breakfast of the aristocracy.
Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.
Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
There was some Irish gravy in a pint glass I guess someone started in it
It’s an only-boys catholic school in Monterrey Mexico full of rich fuckboys who think they are the shit. You can spot them wearing an Acapella T-shirt, adidas sweatpants, a Zac Efron 2016 haircut and adidas sneakers. They also star dirty dancing drinking, smoking, vaping ect at a very young age.
Girl1: In what school are you from?
boy1: Irish institute *slaps ass*
Girl1: *gasp* what the fuck is wrong with you
It is a only boys religious school full of fuck boys who thinks they are the shit they also have a lot of money, they will usally smoke to be part of a group. They usually wear a hoodie or a acapella t-shirt, adidas sweatpants, sport tennis shoes and a zac efron 2016 haircut.
Girl1: damn he’ s hot
Girl2: he must be a fuck boy
Girl:3 yeah, he is from irish institute
Girl4: his friend is ugly
Girl2: he must be from irish institute he thinks he’s the shit
Empty beer bottles that clang together.
Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can
Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.
Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.