Jesus Walkers

Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair

"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!

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Jesus Freak

A derogatory term for a Christian.

Atheist forced to go to church: I'm going to go scream if I have to spend one more minute with these Jesus Freaks.

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Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice is the word for children in the ghetto who get high regularly off OTC DXM, specifically Robitussin or Robocough. It is by a grand design how rappers are made like Guinea pigs because the effects of the drug intensify’s music which also can intensify your ability.. it is why rappers are so obsessed with it… it activates a Shinigami that’s goes with you everywhere.

it is the prelude to the finer tasting drink “Codeine” but it’s effects are 1 and the same.. It’s called Jesus Juice cause it’s red and you sip it and the high you get is so intense you feel like a “God” or Jesus… Also I’m certain states of consciousness , knowingly or unknowingly, you will be able to channel entities or “inter dimensional beings” or angels and demons, that might show you flashes of images and visions of , past, future , present…Basically you unlock clairvoyance.. (WARNING: Entity Metatron may appear to you as a beautiful Angel of light and teach you how to make music very fast, and offer you fortune and fame , do not fall for the tricks! It is the devil…)

Anon: “Yooo what’s good G , what you sippin on”? Anti-Christ Superstar Sam: “Shiii you know I stay sippin the Jesus Juice”

A$AP ROCKY - “Quit discussin, Robitussin, A$AP, tell these niggaz something…”

Ab-Soul - “I was off that Jesus Juice, I had the passion of Christ, I ain’t need a Jesus piece, just needed the people to believe in me!”

PROJECT PAT - THAT DRANK

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crab jesus

A prominent man who has experience with the god who can levitate along the coast of Galveston Texas

I lost my virginity to crab Jesus

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Jesus Gift

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

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kill jesus

it means to smoke meth and have sex

im about to go kill Jesus with my trailer park hookup.

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Jesus Gel

Using water to style your hair when no hair product is available.

Judas; Dude, lets go chat those girls up
Jesus; Yeah man, but my hair is a mess
Judas; You got any wax or spray?
Jesus; No man. Fuck it I'll use Jesus Gel

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