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Jesus is our lord and savior who died for us
Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing
Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*
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Jesus, he is our lord and saviour. Jesus means someone who is apperantly immortal and know everything in this world, he can protec and he can attac, most most importantly he will take a snac!
Damn boi, have you seen Jesus? He is that one G man. He snacks, and he also Attacks. WOW
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A good man with a reckless love for all. He forgives all who wrong Him and gives mercy and grace to those who don't deserve it. He's friends with the worst kind of people and hangs out in the worst kinds of places, but His reputation is spotless and His heart is open for you.
Jesus, a man of perfection.
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Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.
I love Jesus!
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He is Lord of lords and King of kings, he died on the cross, rose from the dead after 3 days and ascended into heaven for the sake of humanitys sins. Accept him into your life and admit you are a sinner, you will be saved. Amen
A: who is Jesus?
B: he is the reason I am so happy.
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OH Jesus is a LEGEND!!!!! AAAMAAAZZINNNGG
Jesus is my everything 🙏
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