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verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
It's not jesus, its his brother.
Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a liquid so amazingly amazing it is refered to as liquid jesus. same as saying it is holy
HOLY SHIT! THIS BEER! IT'S LIKE....LIKE....LIKE LIQUID JESUS!!!!
For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "
Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!
Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.
Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).
Jesus is our lord and savior who died for us
Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing
Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*