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When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game
Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger
Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!
Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf
Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?
Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.
Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?
Dude 1: game recognize game
When you demote from d4 to gold4 in a 12 year old videogame and need duo boost to get back wih negative winrate whilst playing supports with zero impact
''bruh you're not goomba low, you're preciious low''
Preciioous low, low elo, stuck, playing with 2 left hands
“Your so stupid”
“Because I have a low iq and I’m dumb as dog shit”
A riff on when they go low, we go high. Meant to indicate an intent to respond to incivility or violence with GREATER incivility or violence. Gained popularity during the 2023 Titan submersible disaster.
Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high” but I think that's bullshit. I think that when they go low, we go submarine
Mattie Lowe is a girl who gets a lot of hoes and takes snapchats every five seconds. She can not go a day without having a friend over. She's very funny too. She's also very attractive with a great personality. You don't find much like her.
Is your name Mattie Lowe because you laugh too much?
Someone who holds children, juveniles, especially orphans in his basement, condoned by his father, the legendary John Lowe.
Me: omg I think there's kids in that guy's basement.
Other guy: must be Ryan Lowe