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The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.
Laney Marie Danzeisen is the best no doubt lmao!
An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
A type of university that likes to accept international students and reject home students so that they can get more money
I heard the University of Illinois is Queen Mary University
Kylee Marie Navarro is the queen of everything, and second to none. Some day she will take over the world. Intelligent, and ravishing, her beauty captivates many. Dylan Obrien also happens to be her soulmate, so that is a bonus.
Often referred to as "Regal, stunning, totally awesome," many find it hard to be in her angelic present.
Legend states, that with a wave of her hand - she can vanquish armies, destroy legions, and annihilate empires.
Person 1: "Did you see that girl? She is such a Kylee Marie Navarro."
Person 2: "You fool. Only one person is worthy of that title, and that is Kylee Marie Navarro herself."
or...
Person 1: OMG Kylee Marie Navarro, if I try, will I ever be as cool as you?
Kylee Marie Navarro: "You know kid, it is okay to dream., as long as you don't believe in you dream. Because no matter how hard you work, no matter how hard you try, you will reach the epic greatness that I posses."
or...
Person 1: "OMG you are Kylee Marie Navarro! Can I have your autograph?!
Kylee Marie Navarro: "No peasant"
The new reported for Pew News
She likes ham
Friend: Hey look that's PewDiePie
Me: Actually , that's Mary Katherine Ham
Mary elizabeth winstead, a very beautiful young actress she has acted in final destination 3, sky high, death proof, live free or die hard, Make it happen and many more movies.
She is not only beautiful but also very talented dancer and actor. She truly deserves to be in more international films.
Girlfriend: You are dumping me, how can you? i am so perfect.
Boyfriend: You are mistaking dear, you are no Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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when a male inmate rapes another inmate with the intention of using the victims bleeding anus as lubrication
my cell mate kept snoring so i decided to wake him up with a prison bloody mary.
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