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A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.
Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.
Obsession with cars taken to the extreme (especially if the aflicted person drives a shitty car himself and is always thinking of other people's cars)
You must have mad car disease since you have ongoing subscriptions to Motor Trend, Car and Driver, Road and Track, Automobile magazine, Autoweek, Edmunds, and more!
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A short form in saying a swear or making someone mad by speaking this comeback.
Bob: Damn I can't shoot a basketballl today.
Liam: You Mad Bro?
Bob: F%@$* YOU!
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The term "Slay mad biddies" is a phrase with sexual connotation. It implies that the person who "slays mad biddies" is a very sexually active person. They have many sexual relations with many girls. Synonyms of this word include "gangster," "gangsta," "player," "playa," "mad biddy-slayer," and "nudnik."
Did you see that abstinence speaker in room 349? I bet he slays mad biddies.
Wow, you're so attractive, you seem like a mad biddy-slayer.
Attractive men can only slay one mad biddy at a time. Chuck Norris slays all mad biddies, all the time.
If I were more attractive, maybe I could slay mad biddies.
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two girls who usually travel in groups. one is fat and hideous, the other is a huge butter face, and only hangs out with the fat one because it makes her feel better about herself, and is constantly putting her down. these types of girls usually come to partys, get fucked up off 2-3 beers and a bowl ( all scavenged of course)and then set theyre sights on a group of good looking guys to hang out with, make out with, or go cruising with. the guys will usually regret hanging out with these girls in the morning.
damn, when we saw those cops we were buggin out, we had some drunk underage mad junkie hos in the car.
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Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.
I had a good time last nite.
Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.
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When you are having continued success with ladies.
Dude, I've been crushing mad box lately must be this new aftershave.
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