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When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)
mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?
beat up max day is a holiday where people named max get beat up. it occurs every july 18th
Hey its beat up max day!
lets beat up max!
When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.
Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.
Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!
A type of nicotine device that has high amounts of nicotine in it and many flavors
Bro can I hit that crave max im feining
Brick-maxxing is a way to say that someone’s been hit in the head multiple times with a brick or at least acts like it.
Dumbass: I’m a genius
Sigma: no ur brick-maxxing
a form of depression, idiosity and retardedness that kill anything that goes near it due its uglyness
guy 1= bro that max hulls came
guy 2= wait wtf how many dead people
guy 1 = 97
guy 2= shit
Maxing out is when a guy inserts his penis into a female creating intercourse.
“Yo Bruckwick did you just max out on that big booty chocolate queen?!”